Okay... Give it up, Dude - 

bulletHow many'd you catch?
bulletWhere'd you catch them?
bulletHow'd you catch them?

Be honest about it, too! We will know if you're lying to us. This form is equipped with Micro-Soft's new Automatic Fishing Site Report Submittal Form, Anti-Bullshit Software! You aren't gonna get away with it, so you might as well be honest about it to start with. Yes, this means you too Stan!

From Boat -
 
                     Still Fishing
                     Jigging
                     Drifting
                     Trolling
                     Pulling skiers, and run the little slime ball over!
                          
From Shore -
 
             Really folks, how many choices do we got there?!
 

Bait Used -
 
        Live Bait
 
                     Crawlers
                     Leeches
                     Minnows
                     Suckers
                     Frogs
                     Crayfish
                     Other
 

        Dead Bait
 
                     Crawlers - (Damn, I forgot to put them in the cooler!)
                     Leeches - (Shit, I left them out too!)
                     Minnows - (But, I only stopped for one Beer!)
                     Suckers - (But, I only stopped to get rid of one beer!)
                     Frogs - (So they were roadkill... I don't hop fast in my old age!)
                     Crayfish - (Red Lobster didn't have any live ones!)
                     Little Toe - (Off left foot, lost at work last week!)
                     Other - (Didn't we just about cover it all?)
 
          Artificial Bait
 
                     Plastics
                     Crankbaits
                     Spoons, Daredevils, etc.
                     Hood Ornaments, Hubcaps, etc.
                     Dynamite!
 
 

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