Sure we've all been there before, the fish aren't biting anywhere.


No one has a decent fishing report, (except Jerry of course, and he ain't tellin).


The weather's been ugly, there's too much snow on the ice to get on the lake, etc. etc.


Or, on the other hand, maybe its the best of times and the fish are biting everywhere,
so how do we decide which lake to fish.....

Hmmm....... Let's think about this?


Well here at R.T.F.I. we have researched this problem thoroughly!


We've poured over hundreds of fishing books, thousands of fishing magazines, watched  millions of fishing shows, searched day and night, spent days, weeks, months, years on the water without food or sleep, (but certainly not drink, we did make a beer run or two).


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