A couple of boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell. The Game Warden was hot on his heels.
After about a half mile, the boy stopped and stooped over with his hands on
his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him.
"Let's see yer fishin' license, little man!" the Warden gasped.
With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.
"Well, son," said the Game Warden, "you must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"
"Yes, sir," replied the young man, "but my friend back there, well.... he don't have one."
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in Northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn, the wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out and get some sun. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning ma'am. What are you
"Reading a book," she replies. (thinking, isn't it obvious.)
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading"
"Yes but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you can start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am, " and he left..........
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads, its likely she can also think.
A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Minnesota recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish." "Pet fish?!" the warden replied. "Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home." "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works." "O.K. I've GOT to see this!" the game warden replied. The man poured the fish in to the water and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?" "Well, what?" the man asked. "When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted. "Call who back?" the man asked. "The FISH." "What fish?" the man asked.
A game warden pulls his motorboat up along side a man
sitting quietly with a pole in his hand.
"Doing a little fishing, are we?"
The man, painfully aware of his lack of a fishing license answered, "No sir. Just drowning worms."
(Politically Corrected - Oldest Fishing Joke in the WORLD!!) ~
Two old boys named Ole and Leroy, were notorious for always catching lots of fish. Ole and Leroy never got skunked, in fact they always had a trunk full of fish every trip. And, they were usually home by 8:00 a.m., every morning, to boot!
Well this started getting the best of the new Game Warden, Caleb. So one day Caleb, asked Ole if he could go fishin' with him and Leroy. Ole says, "Sure, you betcha, by golly!"
So bright and early the next morning, (just before daybreak), Ole and Leroy, come driving up to Caleb's house, to pick him up to go fishing! They get out on the Lake, about daybreak, and it begins to turn light, just as Ole winds the old motor down and parks the boat.
Well Caleb, looks around the Boat and discovers there's not a single Tackle Box or Fishing Rod, in the Boat! So he asks Ole, "How are we gonna catch fish, with no tackle or Rods?"
Ole says, "Vell me und Leroy, we use Dynamite!"
Caleb turns to Ole and says, "Ole! You can't fish with Dynamite, that's against the law!"
About that time, Caleb feels a tap on his shoulder, and turns to see what's up. Leroy places a lit stick of Dynamite in Caleb's hand and says, "You gonna fish, or are you gonna talk all morning, bro?"